Great Big Globs.com

The official site of great big globs.

Celebrate one of America's favorite camp songs.Updates coming soon!

Words: "great big globs of mutilated monkey meat. Pimple plated peoples feet. And me without a spoon!
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UPDATE: Steven Robert Heine was severely crippled in a fall at his home in November 2024. He spent many weeks in the hospital and can no longer walk or even stand up. Your contribution will help pay for nursing care and his rehabilitation.
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YOU CAN HELP! Steven Robert Heine is the author of seventeen books. But there are several book projects that still need to be completed. Now that SRH is severely handicapped we need your help to complete these projects. Please donate.

Author Steven Robert Heine is in need of a major sponsorr for future books and reprints of his other books. Some people spend thousands of dollars for tickets to college football games; why not instead leave a legacy by sending a large amount as a sponsor of books by Steven Robert Heine? Large contributions MAY be credited in future books. Several books remain unwritten. You could help make history.
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What follows are links to purchase tee shirts and merchandise, many designed by Steven Robert Heine. Proceeds will be used to support this site,

• Tic-tac-toe for Beginners tee shirt. Click this link to purchase.

• Your Birthday suit needs ironing tee shirt link.

• Make America grape again tee-shirt link. Click here to purchase.

• If you have coffee, we can be friends merchandise link.

• You're the cherry on the cake of my life merchandise link.

• A good cat is hard to find merchandise link.

• When I see an ocean wave, I always wave back merchandise line.

• John 3:16 merchandise link.

• Read the Bible every day merchandise link.

• The answer is ice cream merchandise link.

• Henry Ford quote merchandise. Click here to purchase.

• I love poetry merchandise link. Click here to purchase.

• Pickleball N E One merchanise link.

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